tumblr communists like goats because a goat is nature’s slavoj zizek
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Can’t wait for Monsanto to get taken down by a plucky band of teens that defeat their power-armor wearing CEO on the roof of their headquarters
old people in a futuristic retirement home reminiscing about their youth and chuckling “haha… trogdor…”
The Wretched of the Earth: If media covered America the way we cover foreign cultures →
Yet another massacre has occurred in the historically war-torn region of the Southern United States – and so soon after the religious festival of Easter.
Brian McConkey, 27, a Christian fundamentalist militiaman living in the formerly occupied territory of Alabama, gunned down…
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Cocktail Craze!
- one (1) bottle of tequila
- one (1) bottle of gin
- one (1) jar of maraschino cherries
- serve in one (1) legal briefcase
- no YOU’RE out of order your honor
- this whole COURT is out of order
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did the ministry of magic also like, make wizards pay ten million pounds for voldemort’s funeral
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